Bad Milo
Face eating stress driven butt demon? What can go wrong? Coupled with an extremely strong cast, Bad Milo will always have a place in my heart (butt). While not full of riotous laughs, the main character is incredibly easy to empathize with (if you’ve ever worked a bullshit stressful job). Plus, fart jokes and anus humor appeal to my inner juvenile in a way that not many movies can.
Drink:
- Every butt/fart/shit joke
- Every time a demon ‘exits’ or ‘enters’
- Every time a shit and blood covered demon makes you go ‘aww’
Dead Snow 2: Red vs Dead
If you’re going to watch the second one, you should definitely watch the first (hell, make a night of it!), but of the 2 movies the second is infinitely better for drinking with friends. Incidentally, both are on Netflix sooo…
Anyway. An undead zombie troop cannot rest until they retrieve their gold and carry out their mission, so its up to an unwitting and completely incompetent group of loners and losers to stop them! Fun stuff.
Drink:
- Any time a zombie does something absolutely ridiculous to (or with) a body
- A death makes you laugh
- Someone should die, but doesn’t
Scream 2
Well, if you HAVEN’T seen this movie, then drinks or no you should rectify that immediately. While I’m a bit on the fence about number 4, and number 3 was arguably the weakest in the series, there’s no denying that the Scream franchise breathed life into the genre during a critical time, and has since redefined the self-aware/referential horror comedy film. Also, Scream 2 is crazy fun to drink to, ESPECIALLY if you’ve seen it before!
Drink:
- Every time another horror movie is referenced, or they tongue-in-cheek mention the Stab series
- Every time you see the ghost face mask
- Every time you hear a titular scream
Sharknado series
Whatever god there may be, help me for including these heinous pieces of work in this, but if there is one thing to be said of all three Sharknado films…they make for damn good drinking. I recently sat down with my lady and drank to all 3 films…suffice to say I’m assuming we made it through the third one, since my notes seem to indicate so, but the resulting hangover and marked lack of pants speak to the contrary.
Of course, all 3 are on Netflix, so for the brave among you, heres a few rules:
Drink:
- Every time you see ominous shark fins
- For every celebrity cameo (number 3 will straight up murder your liver on this rule alone)
- For every terrible pun.
I know its only 3 but seriously, be careful.
Witching and Bitching
Normally I wouldn’t include a movie with subtitles in a ‘drinking game’ list, but this one is just too amazing to pass up. Yes, it’ll require more attention to follow the plot, but it is absolutely worth it – maybe start the night off with this one. You’ll find yourself laughing, hooting and hollering and screaming ‘WHAT the FUCK’ throughout. Total blast, and I wish there were more movies out there like this one. I’ll say no more, except, GET ON IT.
Drink:
- Whenever you or a friend audibly says some variation of ‘What the fuck!’
- Every time someone gets thrown into an object
- Every time you find yourself oddly aroused
- Whenever a character misses something that they really should have seen (trust me on this one)
Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead
The tagline on this one is ‘Mad Max meets Dawn of the Dead’ and holy fuck is that appropriate. From start to finish Wyrmwood is just FUN, especially for any aussies, or fans of the zombie genre. Ridiculous, over the top, with sometimes cheesy sometimes brilliant effects, it absolutely delivers. I’ve probably watched this one at least 3 times since it came out, and always recommend it for friends looking to have fun and catch a buzz.
Drink:
- Again, whenever you can’t understand what’s being said or the slang eludes you
- Every time someone dies
- Anytime someone does something badass, or you or one of your friends says ‘badass’ (or something similar)
- Whenever a main character makes a dumbass decision (truthfully this could be a drinking rule for ANY horror movie, but it works here)
